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Jingle Bells Fascism Smells - Unisex Holiday Long Sleeve T-shirt - red
  • Jingle Bells Fascism Smells - Unisex Holiday Long Sleeve T-shirt - red
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  • Jingle Bells Fascism Smells - Unisex Holiday Long Sleeve T-shirt - royal blue
All I want for Christmas is the Epstein List Released - Funny Holiday Long Sleeve T-shirt - Unisex
$33.00 USD
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This long sleeve cotton tee turns holiday cheer into a snarky call for transparency — because some lists matter more than others. Soft, spirited, and guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows at the cookie exchange.

  • 100% cotton | Fabric Weight: 5 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched collar and waist
  • Reinforced shoulder construction maintains shape after repeated washings
  • Ribbed collar and cuffs
Product Measurements
LENGTH CHEST  WIDTH (x2 for total width around) SLEEVE
S 27.99 inch 17.99 inch 24.49 inch
M 28.98 inch 20 inch 24.72 inch
L 30 inch 22.01 inch 25 inch
XL 30.98 inch 23.98 inch 25 inch
2XL 31.97 inch 25.98 inch 25.24 inch
3XL 32.99 inch 27.99 inch 27.48 inch